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1. Girls often say “looks don’t matter”, or “it’s personality that counts”. So how comes they won’t talk to you simply because you don’t have a photo on your profile!? We rest our case!

2. You think your “copy and paste” message will impress the women? Uhuh! Don’t think so. If you are going for the mass marketing approach, at least make your copy and paste message sound unique. better still, just add a line to it that’s specific to the girl you’re contacting!

3. Think neuro-linguistic-programming. Works for Ros Jeffries and it can for you. think about the words you use when contacting someone. Read their profile. pick up on key words and fire back variations of them to build up an emotional connection from their point of view.

4. Sometimes you get a load of meaningless and unthoughtful rubbish from a woman who writes to you. Don’t feel the need to retaliate. At best, you’d be wasting your time, at worst you’ll get banned from the site.

5. If you think that an ongoing correspondence will improve your prospects, think again. there’s no point. You could be writing to someone for months only to find that when you meet it’s a huge disappointment. Don’t waste your time. Ask  a woman out at the earliest of either 3-5 email exchanges or two weeks, whichever is the earliest. It’ll sort out the women who want to meet from the timewasters.

6. Women often say “no pervs”! Sure they do. What they mean is don’t send them a pic of your knob attached to your first message. Or don’t ask them what they like in bed or what you’d like to do with their arse. It’s not to say they are not interested, because they are, oh yes indeed, but there’s a time and a place, and it isn’t the initial email exchange.

7. Be respectful, be sincere, and understand that a woman, just like a man in fact, has feelings! No need to hurt them. But equally, don’t take any crap either! If a woman is a timewaster, and quite a lot of them are on online dating sites, don’t let them waste your time. Move on to someone worth your time.

8. Unfortunately, online dating, just like real life, is stacked in a female’s favour when it comes to relationships and dating. Women get hundreds of potential chasers, so they can sit back, pick and chose. Us guys have to do the chasing. So if you don’t get replies from every woman you write to, don’t lose sleep over it.

9. Choose a good site. Mind you, a lot of them prey on the vulnerabilty of singledom. But it’s not all doom and gloom. We’d suggest try some free sites first, and then move onto some paid ones once you’ve got the jist. Try not to get ripped off though. look carefully at the price plans, auto renewal terms and conditions and compare different paid sites.

10. If it doesn’t work for you, don’t let yourself get addicted. take a break for a few weeks, go to the pub or read a book, ie. do something else for a while!